E&M25Onlinestore
Human Out of Gas - Burnout Tee
Human Out of Gas - Burnout Tee
Kokotaulukko / Size Guide
Kokotaulukko / Size Guide
INCHES (Width x Length):
S - 18" x 28"
M - 20" x 29"
L - 22" x 30"
XL - 24" x 31"
2XL - 26" x 32"
3XL - 28" x 33"
CENTIMETERS (Width x Length):
S - 45.7 x 71 cm
M - 50.8 x 73.7 cm
L - 56 x 76.2 cm
XL - 61 x 78.7 cm
2XL - 66 x 81.3 cm
3XL - 71 x 83.8 cm
Couldn't load pickup availability
ALERT: FUEL DEPLETED. SYSTEM SHUTTING DOWN REGRETTABLY.
This is not a drill. When the gauge shows zero and the last fumes are used, the result is a complete stop. This shirt visualizes that moment when a human freezes on the side of the road.
Three warning triangles don't just flash — they're in flames. Error 404: Human_out_of_gas. Machine-clear notification that the tank is empty. Below the diagnosis: Burnout: official occupational disease.
This is a shirt for days when the only thing moving is barely.
- 100% Heavy Cotton – thick, honest, built to last
- DTF print – fire glow and neon-orange text that genuinely burns against black
- Classic unisex fit – boxy, generous cut
- True to size
- Free Shipping to EU, US, UK & AU 🌍
- 7–12 Business Days (custom-crafted for your order)
Safety & Compliance Information
Meets flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements. 2-Year EU Warranty. For adults only. In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), EM25 ensures all products meet EU safety standards. Contact: hello@em25onlinestore.com | Härkälänmäentie 476, 79690 Kaitainen, Finland.
Share
