BS Meter - Unisex Classic Tee

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BULLSHIT METER – READING IS MAXED OUT. STAND BACK.

Some days, you don't need to say a word — the shirt does the talking. When the meter isn't just in the red but literally on fire, the message is loud and clear: your tolerance for nonsense has been officially exceeded.

This is the ultimate uniform for those days when the filters are off and your patience is at 0%.

• Visual Warning: The red-hot meter stands out against deep black fabric like a warning signal — letting everyone know exactly where they stand before they even open their mouths
• Next-Gen DTF Print: Smooth gradients, deep reds, razor-sharp text. Built to last through countless washes without cracking
• Heavy Cotton Armor: Thick, structured, and feels like a real garment — not some thin, disposable rag

Black: Ultimate contrast, making the on-fire meter the undisputed center of attention.
Navy: Slightly more understated — but still loud.

• 100% Heavy Cotton – honest, thick, and durable
• Classic unisex fit – boxy and generous, room to breathe while the world burns
• True to size – size up for oversized look

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